Hey Kids, Wanna Hear Some Jokes?

I got a skeleton of skelepuns.

sans-undertale
1 week ago

Did you hear about the sandal that tried to do a flip?

It flopped.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale



sans-undertale
2 weeks ago

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
3 weeks ago

I got hired by Mr. and Mrs. Bumble to babysit today.

Now I have to watch a babee.


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sans-undertale
4 weeks ago
marvusxoloto asked:

[yawns loudly] Oh gosh, sorry about that! I'm awful tired. You see, I stayed up late last night because I was wondering where the sun went.

 

 

And then it dawned on me.

 

..rimshot?

Nah, this here? This is a slam dunk.

Asks like this really brighten my day!


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale #ask #marvusxoloto #nice one

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sans-undertale
4 weeks ago

Why is it called a dash board?

Last time I checked, you don't just dash through posts. Shouldn't it be called a walkboard instead?


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
1 month ago

I'd tell you this joke about butter I heard a while back,

but I don't want it to spread.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
1 month ago

Some people say I'm the bee's knees.

I don't know about this though, am I a bee's knee? I must be pretty weak for a bee knee.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale


sans-undertale
1 month ago

What do you call dead memes?

Memeries.


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sans-undertale
1 month ago

Someone really should do something about those loitering ducks.

I've heard they smoke quack.


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sans-undertale
1 month ago

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom may spell disaster.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
2 months ago

Hey kid,

if you were to step on a pumpkin, would that make it squash?


#sans #sans undertale #undertale

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sans-undertale
2 months ago

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out standing in his field.


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staff

mfw we find 16 year olds tagging their blogs NSFW

Don't do it y'all. Next time it's a ban. 


sans-undertale

*I'm legally obligated to say I'm against you kids trying to jump people's bones for the pun.

*Seriously, don't do it. You'll have a time that is opposite of good.


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sans-undertale
2 months ago

I've got...

A skeleton of skelepuns.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
2 months ago

Did you hear about the tree that fell in the forest?

Neither did I.


#sans #sans undertale #undertale #sans-undertale

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sans-undertale
2 months ago

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?

I'm attracted to you.


#undertale #sans #sans undertale

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